Eliza Truitt

Region: Ravenna.

Happy hours: Daily 4–6 pm, 9:30 pm–close.

Décor: Faux-distressed walls, plush leather booths, a tray of desserts set enticingly aglow under fluorescent lights.

Notable bartender trait: Blinding hotness.

Entertainment: A plasma-screen viewing of 1997's porno-comedy nightmare Orgazmo.

Crowd: A half-dozen enraptured men resting at the bar in a slack-jawed line.

Happy-hour drink specials: $1 off wells, $1 off drafts (Deschutes Black Butte, Mac & Jack's, Stella Artois, and others).

Happy-hour food specials: $2.95 pub cheese fondue (served with apples, walnuts, and bread), $3.95 mini Reuben (with stone-ground mustard and Russian dressing).