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The Homosexual Agenda

It's Here, It's Queer, It's 2014!

The Homosexual Agenda

Steven Miller

NIGHT CADET

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THURSDAY 1/9

WORSHIPPING THE WEDGE

Hullomosexuals! And welcome to this shite and briney New Year that the kids are calling "2014" or whatever. So much promise! So much to look forward to! So let us begin all of our forward-looking-ness properly, with a good, hard, icy glance back. I mean, really! No one ever speaks of Erasure anymore, now do they, and that indeed sucks the big, hairy balls of donkeys. And old Yaz? Nary a peep is heard! And Depeche Mode! Well, people still speak of Depeche Mode, but those who do all do things like go to Madison Pub on a Tuesday and wear wedges in their hair. But please to not despair! As ever, our good friend Pony seeks to right the sad wrongs of a sick, sad world, and shall right this particular wrong tonight with the latest Hero Worship, featuring, as you might suspect, the music of Erasure, and Yaz, and, duh, Depeche Mode, too. DJ Al Niño (HA!) and Dee Jay Jack preside. Pony, 9 pm, free, 21+.

FRIDAY 1/10

THE SHADY BIRD IS SHADY

The Eagle is vigorously endeavoring to fill every queer's every Friday night with a filthy sort of magic—starting now, there is a new flesh-drenched event with a new theme and cast of DJs and performers every single Friday. Tonight, the crusty old bird brings us Shade, an all-queer-for-queers dance and face-sucking event that you may remember "soft-launched" last month. (Tragic term, "soft launch," I'm sure you agree.) Anyway, it is from here on out to happen on the second Friday of every month (got that? The SECOND!), and event organizers encourage us all to "Come be your filthy, unapologetic, queer self, in one of the last true homo-havens left on the Hill." They certainly don't need to ask me twice. The Eagle, 9 pm, $7, 21+.

SUNDAY 1/12

A NIGHT OF NIGHT CADET

I am deeply in love with Night Cadet, so let's just not split hairs about it. Their dreamy, hypnotic strains are right up my naughty little alley. First of all, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM? Who are you? Where do you come from? Where are your manners? (Gurl, have you LOST YOUR MIND?) Also, YOU'RE WRONG! You've heard them before, all right, as they are composed of members of our old friends the Secret Shoppers (dreamy dollface Garrett Vance, specifically), Perfume Genius, the Fancy, and even more bands you have definitely heard and definitely loved. Tonight, they will be appearing with Abdu Ali, who is lovely, and Golden Space, who are great, but make no mistake, we are going for NIGHT CADET, and you're going to love them just as much as I do. Chop Suey, 8 pm, $7, 21+. recommended

 

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this guy has been showing up in multiple papers this New Year.
its as if i get the premonition its Nicolas Holt pretending to be a different guy than the guy with the drivers license that was shown in another article, hope hes' not trying to get with KESHA in portland....thats not fun.....
Posted by dann on January 18, 2014 at 8:18 AM · Report this

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