THURSDAY 4/14

PENETRATION RADIATION

Once every month, when Second Thursday rides high, the Unicorn decks itself out in hot people, gives them groovy 3-D specs, and projects super-'shroomy psychedelia all over them, the walls, their hotness, their specs, and so forth—drowning everything in spinning music and light. This is the one-year anniversary of all that. It's not a specifically "gay night," as it were... UNTIL NOW! (Right!?) And, um, well, you know I neeeever like to bring up "for-good-causey" types of things, because, ugh, what a major fucking downer, but listen! A bunch of the bar revenue is slated to help Japan, via the Red Cross. And since my dear old dad was former regional chairman of the Red Cross, my grandma was even once volunteer of the year, and no one wants to eat mutant glow-in-the-dark sushi, supporting this night is something I am compelled to do, and it might have a karmic advantage for you, too. The magical Unicorn people will match all proceeds! (I'm tearing up.) Audio and visual projections by Dumb Eyes. Unicorn, 9 pm, free, 21+.

FRIDAY 4/15

VERA GETS LICKED!

Tonight, a very special Lick! (starring, as ever, the DJs Mathematix and Dewey Decimal) invades the Vera Project to throw a sweaty queer benefit for Queer Youth Space! YOUTHY! Vera Project, 8 pm, $5 donation, all ages.

SATURDAY 4/16

GroOve IS IN THE WHAT?

Oh, the chills that she spilled up my back keep me filled with satisfaction when we're done (satisfaction of what's to come!). That big-shoe lady with the Euro-drag esthétique who dared to ask the question "What is love?"—and who then dared to answer herself, "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!"—the Lady Miss Kier will DJ for you. You couldn't ask for another! With DJs Jack and Porq, and Ade! Pony, 9 pm, $5 before 11 pm, 21+.