FRONT OF BOOK Letters: Perhaps realizing that the intellect of The Stranger's readers put the paper's "writers" to shame, the editors cut the letters page in half this week.... Last Days: Brilliant, as usual.... NEWS Two insightful, interesting articles by Sandeep Kaushik, The Stranger's strongest news writer. For evidence of this, witness Josh Feit's insipid, whiny Five to Four column this week. Question for Mr. Feit: Just how is your inability to obtain pizza exactly when you desire it news?... FEATURE A fairly interesting article by Sandeep Kaushik, The Stranger's aforementioned strongest news writer.... THEATER Didn't read.... BOOKS Didn't read.... ART Also didn't read.... FOOD Didn't read this either.... MUSIC A well-written piece by Kathleen Wilson, though I suspect very few readers will find it interesting.... FILM A long-winded, fairly inpenetrable film lead by Charles Mudede. In other words, much like every film article written by Charles Mudede.... ETC. It's My Party: Missing this week.... Live Wire: Didn't read.... One-Night Stand: Missing this week (thankfully).... I Love TV: Shockingly inane.... Nightstand: Shockingly dull.... Control Tower: Actually, this is shockingly dull. Nightstand is shockingly self-important.... Savage Love: Shockingly filthy.... Celeb I Saw U: (Not so shockingly) too gay....