From the
Jun 10
– Jun 16, 2004 issue
The Stranger Department of Homeland Security
BUSH REELECTION ALERT
Sad to say, Bush's chances of getting reelected have hit their highest level, orange, since we began tracking the threat six weeks ago. Yes, CIA Director George Tenet resigned last week (and cross your fingers that he's got a Richard Clarke-esque "I hate my former fucking boss" opus in the works), but with Sistani signing off on Iraq's interim government (and Sadr chilling out), NOT TO MENTION RONALD REAGAN'S PERFECT TIMING, Bush's reelection seems terrifyingly likely. --JF
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