Thursday, Sept 14
8:00 CBS SURVIVORSeason premiere! This season the tribes are divided up according to race. Something tells me this was a honky's idea.
Friday, Sept 15
11:00 A&E MI-5Season premiere! If you loved Alias (when it was good), don't miss this dark series about British intelligence.
Monday, Sept 18
10:00 NBC STUDIO 60ON THE SUNSET STRIPDebut! A behind-the-scenes sneaky peek of an SNL wannabe, from hot poop producer Aaron Sorkin!
Tuesday, Sept 19
9:00 CBS THE UNITSeason premiere! This unintentionally hilarious military drama returns with more weepy wives and terrorist ass-kickin'.
Wednesday, Sept 20
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODELSeason premiere! Tyra Banks is back with another gaggle of empty-headed models. Let's get FIERCE! No time for e-mail! Use telepathy!
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