Thursday, July 21
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
A funny repeat in which the boys visit Nana in Florida, and Seth ends up licking whipped cream off a coed.
9:00 ABC HOOKING UP
Gals search online for the perfect boy to hump in the second episode of this five-part series!
Friday, July 22
7:00 SCIFI FIREFLY
Return! Screwed up by Fox the first time around, here's the complete series of this awesome space opera by Joss "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Whedon.
10:00 SPIKE SUPER AGENT
Debut! All American football player Shaun Cody tests a pack of sports agents to see who can "show him the money." Uggh, is right.
Saturday, July 23
8:00 SPIKE THE BIG RED ONE—Movie
(1980) The world's greatest actor Lee Marvin stars in this terrific war flick directed by Sam Fuller.
Sunday, July 24
8:30 FOX THE PRINCES OF MALIBU
The over-privileged Jenner boys nearly cause a race war when they invite a rap group into their honky stepdad's studio.
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
The poop hits the fan when Vince gets on the wrong side of teen queen Mandy Moore.
Monday, July 25
10:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH: THE REAL ORANGE COUNTY
Season premiere! Another season featuring the tanned, rich hotties of the real O.C. (I'll take Seth and Summer any day).
10:00 E! KILL REALITY
Debut! A reality show about reality stars making a horror movie where they all get killed. Why not cut out the middleman and just kill 'em?
Tuesday, July 26
8:00 BRAVO SITUATION: COMEDY
Debut! Jack from Will & Grace hosts this Project Greenlight–style competition to find the next great sitcom.
10:30 COM STELLA
A bully threatens the guys when they take on a newspaper route. JERK!
Wednesday, July 27
8:00 UPN R U THE GIRL?
Debut! T-Boz and Chilli embark on a sexist national search to find a female replacement for Left Eye. What am I? Chopped liver?
10:00 FX OVER THERE
Debut! The new Steven Bochco drama about troops getting their asses shot off in Iraq!
For the love of God, somebody kill me! steve@thestranger.com
