Thursday, Sept 8

8:00 FOX THE O.C. Season Premiere! Trey's life hangs in the balance—so who's going to take the fall for drunk Marissa this time?

9:00 FOX REUNION Debut! This drama explores the relationships of a gang of friends over 20 years. Unbelievable old-person makeup alert!

Friday, Sept 9

9:00 CBS FASHION ROCKS Hoity-toity clothes mix with hotsy-totsy rock, featuring music from Destiny's Child, Duran Duran, and Nelly.

Saturday, Sept 10

9:00 NBC LIVE FROM NEW YORK An excellent documentary reliving the first five years of Saturday Night Live.

Sunday, Sept 11

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS Season Premiere! Fat Tony makes a porno in the Simpsons's garage, prompting Marge to move out.

8:30 FOX THE WAR AT HOME

Debut! Michael Rapaport stars as a typical sitcom dad in this typical sitcom.

10:30 VH1 BREAKING BONADUCE

Debut! The former Danny Partridge gets his own reality show documenting the incredible mess he's made of his life.

Monday, Sept 12

8:00 ABC WIFE SWAP Season Premiere! A new season of harried suburban housewives given even more unbearable work to do.

9:00 FOX PRISON BREAK

Michael's breakout gets delayed again when an inmate takes a suspicious interest in his sexy tattoos.

Tuesday, Sept 13

8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS Season Premiere! Luke gets embarrassed when the town folk start snooping around his engagement to Lorelai.

9:00 FOX HOUSE Season Premiere! Dr. House treats a death-row inmate (unfortunately portrayed by LL Cool J).

10:00 FX RESCUE ME Season Finale! Tommy deals with his goofball addiction, while a member of the firehouse threatens to walk.

Wednesday, Sept 14

9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS For those who missed it, here's a repeat of Veronica's season finale where we discover the identity of who murdered Lily Kane!

9:00 FOX HEAD CASES Debut! Two nutso lawyers team up to take on the legal system. Hilarity will proceed!