Thursday, Oct 13
8:00 UPN EVERYONE HATES CHRISRaymond feels the need to step in when Chris crosses paths with a bully (not me this time).
10:00 VH1 BREAKING BONADUCEDanny goes berserk at Gretchen's party in the most raw celebrity reality show ever!
Friday, Oct 14
8:30 MTV ASHLEE SIMPSON BIRTHDAY SPECIALAshlee turns 21 in Las Vegasâand you'd think she'd be old enough to learn how to put on mascara.
9:00 CBS THRESHOLDA DJ is infected by the alien virus, and spreads it via his music. (Going to the club? Don't forget your anti-bacterial wipes!)
Saturday, Oct 15
9:00 SCI-FI RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: RAVE TO THE GRAVEâMovie(2005) College kids get hooked on a new party drugâthat causes them to eat human brains!
Sunday, Oct 16
9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVESGabrielle causes a prison riot when she visits Carlosâbut only because hungry cons mistake her for a piece of beef jerky.
10:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASMIn 30 minutes, Larry somehow manages to offend every race, religion, and sexual orientation. (And a couple cripples.)
Monday, Oct 17
10:30 MTV MISS SEVENTEENDebut! Seventeen teens compete to get an internship at
Seventeen magazine. Perfect for the pedophile in your family!
11:30 COM THE COLBERT REPORTDebut! The Daily Show's hee-larious Stephen Colbert gets his own nightly parody of Fox News pundit shows!
Tuesday, Oct 18
9:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARLWhimsy ensues when Earl's old prison buddy escapes and kidnaps Randy.
9:30 NBC THE OFFICEMichael is forced to fire an employeeâwhich puts a damper on his annual Halloween party.
Wednesday, Oct 19
9:00 ABC LOSTWhile searching for his missing son Walt, Michael discovers he's not alone... Bwwaahh-Ha-Haaaaa!
10:00 COM SOUTH PARKSeason Premiere! It's a brand new seasonâand the kids are working harder than ever to offend you.
Hey nerds, let's hang out sometime. steve@thestranger.com
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