Thursday, Nov 10
8:00 FOX THE O.C.That little bitch Taylor Townsend thinks she can steal Seth away from Summer? Commence catfight!
8:00 WB SMALLVILLEAfter being exposed to silver kryptonite, Clark gets all paranoid. (When are they going to introduce "teal kryptonite," which makes Clark take off his pants?)
Friday, Nov 11
Noon LIF GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHONCalling all Bea Arthur fetishists! It's 20 episodes of
Golden Girls to celebrate the show's 20th anniversary!
9:00 TBS THE WIZARD OF OZ—Movie(1939) A witch's attempts to genetically cross a bird with a monkey go horribly awry.
Saturday, Nov 12
7:30 TBS HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMASYou know, there are more pleasant ways for somebody to screw a Who.
Sunday, Nov 13
8:00 NBC PENN & TELLER: OFF THE DEEP ENDThe magical duo make a submarine disappear, causing 200 sailors to drown.
9:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IN THE '80SA documentary exploration of the most tumultuous era of
SNL, including that idiot Joe Piscopo and Gumby, dammit!
Monday, Nov 14
8:00 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENTGeorge Sr. suspects Rita (Charlize Theron) is trying to steal Michael's money. WHICH SHE IS.
9:00 FOX PRISON BREAKEveryone is shocked by the identity of Michael's conjugal visitor. Special guest star: Clyde, the orangutan.
Tuesday, Nov 15
8:00 UPN VIBE AWARDSA celebration of all things hiphop with Ciara, Ludacris, Pharrell, and Young Jeezy.
8:30 NBC MY NAME IS EARLJoy schedules her wedding on the same date as Earl's birthday, and then doesn't invite him! FEELINGS HURTER!
Wednesday, Nov 16
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARSVeronica poses as a babysitter to nab a pair of creepy kidnappers.
9:00 ABC LOSTFinally! The first 48 days of the survivors of the tail section is revealed. Cannibalism alert!
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