Thursday, Dec 29

8:00 WB SMALLVILLEOne of the best episodes from this season, where Clark hops a ride on a nuclear missile. AWESOME!

Friday, Dec 30

8:30 COM LAST LAUGH '05Comedians riff on the biggest dorks and blunders of 2005. Look out, George Bush!

Saturday, Dec 31

10:00 ABC DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVENot to bring down the party, but I'm pretty sure Dick Clark is dead.

Sunday, Jan 1

10:00 ABC IN JUSTICEDebut! Kyle MacLachlan stars as a maverick attorney who rights judicial wrongs (like taking Twin Peaks off the air).

Wednesday, Jan 4

9:00 ABC HOLIDAY FESTIVAL ON ICEKurt Browning, Brian Orser, and others skate around in a circle wearing effeminate costumes... and why not? It's a FESTIVAL!Hormel Chili, Hormel Chili, Hormel Chili... steve@thestranger.com