Thursday, Jan 12
9:30 ABC
CRUMBSDebut! Fred "
Wonder Years" Savage is the gay son of nutso Jane Curtin in this probable rip-off of
Arrested Development.
Friday, Jan 13
10:00 SCIFI
BATTLESTAR GALACTICAJob one for Commanders Adama and Cain: blow away Cylons. Job two: kill each other.
Saturday, Jan 14
10:00 AMC
HUSTLEDebut! A gang of con men screws its way through London in this entertaining action-comedy.
Sunday, Jan 15
8:00 FOX
24Season premiere! Jack Bauer gets called out of retirement to kick another terrorist's ass. He's getting too old for this shit!
Monday, Jan 16
8:00 NBC
GOLDEN GLOBESFilm and TV are celebrated by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. "Foreign"? Shouldn't Jack Bauer be torturing these guys?
Tuesday, Jan 17
8:00 FOX
AMERICAN IDOLSeason premiere! Didn't God say something about worshipping false idols? So why doesn't He kill these people already??10:00 CBS
LOVE MONKEYDebut! Tom "
Ed" Cavanagh and Jason "
90210" Priestly star in this comedy-drama about love, but strangely, no monkeys.
Wednesday, Jan 18
9:00 FOX
SKATING WITH CELEBRITIESDebut! C-list celebs Todd Bridges, Debbie Gibson, and others bust their C-list asses on the ice!