8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS
Debut! Christ!! I thought they were finished boring the shit out of me till next year!
9:00 FX SUMMER OF SAM--Movie
(1999) Spike Lee's flick about a Brooklyn neighborhood terrorized by the Son of Sam (who takes orders from a hilarious talking dog)!
10:30 COM SOUTH PARK
The kids take a serious look at Bush's war efforts with this episode entitled, "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants."
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Vaughn asks Syd to steal a book from Sloane's house... and "French farce"-style hilarity ensues!
9:00 DSC GUT BUSTERS
Three fatsos train for the "fastest eater in the world" contest.
9:00 WB ANGEL
Wesley kidnaps Angel's baby (who is wearing the most adorable black leather jumper).
9:00 WB AS IF
Debut! Six young adults share life and love in this new dramedy shot in the ever-original "reality show" style.
8:30 FOX GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Lily's parents relive their youth by chaperoning the prom and getting really loaded.
I go gaga for Kajagoogoo. steve@thestranger.com