Thursday, Feb 28

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS

Debut! Christ!! I thought they were finished boring the shit out of me till next year!


Friday, March 1

9:00 FX SUMMER OF SAM--Movie

(1999) Spike Lee's flick about a Brooklyn neighborhood terrorized by the Son of Sam (who takes orders from a hilarious talking dog)!


Saturday, March 2

10:30 COM SOUTH PARK

The kids take a serious look at Bush's war efforts with this episode entitled, "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants."


Sunday, March 3

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Vaughn asks Syd to steal a book from Sloane's house... and "French farce"-style hilarity ensues!

9:00 DSC GUT BUSTERS

Three fatsos train for the "fastest eater in the world" contest.


Monday, March 4

9:00 WB ANGEL

Wesley kidnaps Angel's baby (who is wearing the most adorable black leather jumper).


Tuesday, March 5

9:00 WB AS IF

Debut! Six young adults share life and love in this new dramedy shot in the ever-original "reality show" style.


Wednesday, March 6

8:30 FOX GROUNDED FOR LIFE

Lily's parents relive their youth by chaperoning the prom and getting really loaded.

I go gaga for Kajagoogoo. steve@thestranger.com