8:00 NBC FRIENDS
Phoebe tries to get tickets to the Sting concert. OMIGOD! Do you think this show could get any older?!?
8:30 WB MY GUIDE TO BECOMING A ROCK STAR
A new sitcom about a rocker looking for fame and fortune which will be cancelled in... three... two... one... whoops! It's gone.
8:00 INTL DEJA MORT--Cinema
(1998) Joven se involucra en la industria de los filmes pornográficos.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
The FBI puts Sydney's double-agent status in jeopardy by keeping her away from SD-6 and her closet of sexy wigs and dresses.
8:30 CBS BABY BOB
Debut! A couple's baby has the uncanny ability to talk just like an adult asshole.
8:30 FOX ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
Debut! Conan O'Brien's old sidekick gets his own TV sitcom that definitely might not stink.
9:30 ABC THE JOB
In this "very special episode," Dennis Leary's mistress threatens to rat on him to his extremely jealous wife.
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