Thursday, March 14

8:00 NBC FRIENDS

Phoebe tries to get tickets to the Sting concert. OMIGOD! Do you think this show could get any older?!?


Friday, March 15

8:30 WB MY GUIDE TO BECOMING A ROCK STAR

A new sitcom about a rocker looking for fame and fortune which will be cancelled in... three... two... one... whoops! It's gone.


Saturday, March 16

8:00 INTL DEJA MORT--Cinema

(1998) Joven se involucra en la industria de los filmes pornográficos.


Sunday, March 17

9:00 ABC ALIAS

The FBI puts Sydney's double-agent status in jeopardy by keeping her away from SD-6 and her closet of sexy wigs and dresses.


Monday, March 18

8:30 CBS BABY BOB

Debut! A couple's baby has the uncanny ability to talk just like an adult asshole.


Tuesday, March 19

8:30 FOX ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Debut! Conan O'Brien's old sidekick gets his own TV sitcom that definitely might not stink.


Wednesday, March 20

9:30 ABC THE JOB

In this "very special episode," Dennis Leary's mistress threatens to rat on him to his extremely jealous wife.

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