10:00 COURT MEMPHIS HOMICIDE SQUAD

Down-south detectives scrape up some murder victims, and then scrape up some biscuits, gravy, and grits! Yee-HAW!

10:00 MTV mtvICON

MTV celebrates Aerosmith's contributions to humanity. (Yeah, besides the scarves on the microphone, I can't think of any, either.)

9:00 VH1 SHOWGIRLS--Movie

Elizabeth Berkley stars in the greatest movie of all time (if you don't count Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse).

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Syd and Vaughn try to buy a Rambaldi artifact on eBay, but are outbid by a comic-bookstore owner in Wisconsin.

8:00 OXY WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE--Movie

(1995) Eleven-year-old Dawn Wiener enters junior high and quickly discovers the fact that life sucks hippo dick.

10:00 FX THE SHIELD

Vic and the gang go after a spree killer in this head-bustin' and dirty-talkin' new series.

9:00 VH1 WARNING: PARENTAL ADVISORY--Movie

(2002) Twisted Sister takes on Tipper Gore in this comedy about the government's campaign to censor rock 'n' roll!

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