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This Week on TV

10:00 NBC ER

Carter reads a letter to the staff from the terminally ill Dr. Greene that goes something like this: "Oh, boo-hoo-hooo!! I've got a brain tumor!"

8:30 FOX DARK ANGEL

Director James Cameron takes the helm for this episode, in which Max opens up a can of whup-ass on an army of clones!

8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

The true story of Pee-wee Herman, from his rise to fame to being arrested for wacking the wee-wee.

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Will "Casual Guy" Tippen sticks his big fat nose back into the SD-6 case!

8:00 ABC NOTTING HILL--Movie

(1999) It's limey-style hilarity when bookshop owner Hugh Grant gets to freak nasty with superstar Julia Roberts.

8:00 ABC LAVERNE & SHIRLEY: TOGETHER AGAIN

"Together again??" Wait a fawking second! I don't remember asking for this show the first time!!

9:00 NBC THE WEST WING

The staff wets their britches after they're warned about a possible terrorist attack. (Remind you of any current administrations you know?)

Action is my reward. steve@thestranger.com