8:00 FOX BEYOND BELIEF
A con man wonders what that burning smell is all about when an enemy sets his voodoo doll on fire.
8:00 TV LAND THE LOVE BOAT
Cap'n Stubing hits the roof after discovering a pal of his is teaching li'l Vicki how to gamble!
10:00 HIS PROSTITUTION: SEX IN THE CITY
Whoopee! A documentary about hookers.
8:00 AMC THE LONGEST YARD--Movie
(1974) Burt Reynolds wins the prison-yard football game against the guards using his uncanny ability to hit people in the nuts.
10:30 MTV SORORITY LIFE
In this new documentary series, the sorority "rush week" provides an opportunity for a group of girls to act more irrational than ever.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A repeat performance of Buffy, the Musical, one of the best episodes ever, and sadly the only bright spot in a truly crappy season.
8:00 VH1 SHOWGIRLS--Movie
(1995) Saved by the Bell's Elizabeth Berkley shimmies up the strip-club pole of success in what is possibly the most brilliantly bad film ever made.
As always, humor trumps cruelty. steve@thestranger.com
