8:00 MSNBC DONAHUE

In his return to television, adorable liberal codger Phil Donahue shows he's still got a little "jerk" left in his knee.

8:00 AMC BRUCE LEE: A WARRIOR'S JOURNEY

Filmmaker John Little restores Game of Death, Bruce Lee's final chop-socky spectacular!

8:00 FX BOUND--Movie

(1996) Gina Gershon hops into business (and into bed) with the girlfriend of a mobster (Jennifer Tilly).

8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

Is Family Feud CURSED?? Is Richard Dawson's tongue insured for a million bucks? Find out the answers in this tell-all documentary!

8:00 TBS EDWARD SCISSORHANDS--Movie

(1990) Johnny Depp stars in the only Tim Burton movie that's worth a crap.

9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Help choose the seven remaining finalists, and shake your head in pity as Paula Abdul tumbles further into her ever-deepening pit of insanity.

8:00 FOX 30 SECONDS TO FAME

Calling all cocaine addicts! Finally a talent show that's tailor-made for your attention span!

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