Film

This Week on TV

8:00 USA FEAR--Movie
(1996) Marky Mark stars as Reese Witherspoon's krrr-AZY boyfriend (but he does rock her box on a roller coaster, which is good).

8:00 DSC STICK FIGHTS AND LIP PLATES
All about the Surma people of Ethiopia--who, as previously stated, like to fight with sticks, and shove plates into their lips.

8:00 TOON HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Burly, mostly naked He-Man kicks the crap out of Skeletor in this rare showing of the first episode ever.

8:00 ABC X-GAMES
Bike stuntz! BMX races! Skateboard fakey nose slides! Awesome! Extreme! DUDE!!!

9:30 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Larry goes psychotic after learning that HBO executive Allan Wasserman stole some shrimp from his Chinese food.

9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Only four contestants left: Sideshow Bob, Whitney Houston, and Texas Kelly are in, which means Punk Rock Girl and Pudding Face better be OUT.

8:00 WB MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?--Movie
(1996) The winner of the "I Love Television™ Best TV Movie Title Ever" award. Plus it stars Tori Spelling!

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