8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: THAILAND
The castaways break out the brass (or bamboo) knuckles when tensions on the island become unbearable!
8:00 FOX FIREFLY
Mal discovers a stowaway on board, who thankfully for all the men and lesbians involved is ha-ha-HOT!
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Though he's barely out of rehab, Andy Dick nevertheless gets his own True Hollywood Story. (And they better not forget to mention he owes me 20 bucks from college!!)
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Sydney questions the sincerity of her spy mother when she apologizes for shooting Syd in the tit.
9:00 VH1 ONE-HIT WONDERS
Host Wild Bill Shatner uses his immense acting ability to dissect such novelty songs as "Disco Duck," "Fish Heads," and "Pac-Man Fever."
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
When the formerly evil Willow returns home to Sunnydale, the gang treats her like a plate of day-old gravy (and rightfully so!).
9:00 WB BIRDS OF PREY
Debut! After Batman bugs out, the wheelchair-bound (but still sexy) Batgirl assembles a team of hotsy-totsy crimefighters!
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