9:00 USA FEAR--Movie
(1996) While riding a roller coaster, Marky Mark diddles Reese Witherspoon's fiddle.
8:00 ABC IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN
The Peanuts gang fear for their lives after Linus is found mutilated in the pumpkin patch.
9:00 MTV MAKING THE BAND
Sean "P. Doody" Combs jumps on the American Idol bandwagon in an attempt to make another million bucks.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Sydney flips her electric-blue wig after finding out a startling secret about her pop!
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
The staff attempts to figure out what started a school riot, and ignores the obvious cause: New Kid on the Block Joey McIntyre has joined the cast! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
9:00 FOX 24
Season Premiere! Jack's back with a new 24-hour adventure. This time the Prez thinks there's a nuclear bomb hidden in an all-night waffle house!
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
President Bartlet debates his GOP competitor (who's almost as dumb as Bush).
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