8:00 FOX BEVERLY HILLS 90210 10-YEAR REUNION The whole gang (except Donna) returns to compare memories and colostomy bags.
10:00 COM INSOMNIAC CLIPMOBILE SPECIAL For those who get bored with Dave Attell's nightlife travelogues, here's the best of the best clips from two seasons of Insomniac.
9:00 TRAV DONNY OSMOND'S ANIMAL ADVENTURES Unfortunately this is a show about Donny Osmond petting animals--and NOT engaging in anal sex!
10:00 COM DENIS LEARY: BEHIND THE ANGER Comedian Leary responds to friends' critiques of his life and career. Poor Denis? POOR ME!!
8:00 HIS SOVIET UFO SECRETS REVEALED As if the Rooskies don't have enough problems, here are some true stories of their adventures with butt-poking aliens.
9:00 UPN PORKY'S II: THE NEXT DAY--Movie (1983) Okay, I think enough time has passed where we can now assimilate these adventures of the Porky's gang, 24 hours later.
10:00 FX NIP/TUCK Sean's son devises a rather gruesome solution to his problem when his father refuses to grant him a circumcision.
10:30 HBO PROJECT GREENLIGHT The film is shot and in the can, which means it's time for the directors to finish screwing up their movie in the editing room.
8:00 ABC THAT'S INCREDIBLE: THE REUNION Hosts John Davidson and Cathy Lee Crosby hobble back on stage to introduce clips of people doing incredibly idiotic tricks.
9:00 FOX THE O.C. Seth gets the bright idea to hide Ryan in a nearby vacant house--which is far nicer than anything he's ever lived in.
10:00 A&E MI-5 Those damned anarchists are mucking up a globalization conference, and it's up to this limey version of the CIA to stop 'em.
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY The life and times of the Las Vegas legend and gayest gay since Gaylord McGayerson, Liberace!
10:30 COM RENO 911! Don't miss this hee-larious parody of Cops from the comedy troupe who gave us Viva Variety!
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