Thursday, Jan 6
9:00 4 TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL PEOPLE
Video clips featuring marauding teens, angry mobs, and me after missing an episode of Jack & Jill.
Friday, Jan 7
9:00 9 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW
There! I hope all you crackheads down at the laundromat are satisfied!
Saturday, Jan 8
10:00 FX TOUGHMAN
Macho jarheads beat the ever-lovin' crap out of each other... so you don't have to!
Sunday, Jan 9
9:00 5 THE DAVID CASSIDY STORY -- Movie
The true story behind the boy who was cruelly forced to become a mega-star and have sex with hundreds of groupies.
Monday, Jan 10
9:00 5 FREAKS & GEEKS
Yay! America's favorite hormonally challenged teen show moves from Saturday to Monday night!
Tuesday, Jan 11
8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy's plans to do the nasty with her paramilitary boyfriend are canceled when communist zombies invade the campus.
Wednesday, Jan 12
X:00 TBS RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT
Tonight: Four delicious and nutritional recipes for human flesh. (Top that, Martha Stewart!)
Send recipes to steve@thestranger.com.
