Thursday, February 23
8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
The final three contestants put on their fruity costumes for the next to the last time!
Friday, February 24
10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Boomer gives birth to her Cylon baby, while the other dead Boomer is downloaded into a new Cylon Boomer. Sob! It's so confusing!
Saturday, February 25
8:00 NBC WINTER OLYMPICS
Tonight it's the biathlon, where you ski as fast as you can and then shoot guns. Yeeee-HAW!
Sunday, February 26
8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Season Finale! Oh, thank GOD. Keep repeating to yourself, "It's just two more hours."
Monday, February 27
9:00 FOX 24
Old-timey celebrity wash-up alert! Actor Peter Weller (Buckaroo Banzai) stars as Jack's old mentor!
Tuesday, February 28
9:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE
Season Premiere! A new batch of ugly Americans races around the world while insulting foreign cab drivers.
Wednesday, March 1
9:30 FOX FREE RIDE
Debut! A new "comedy" about a guy who moves back in with his parents. For this they canceled Arrested Development?
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