Film

This Week on TV

6:00 13 STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

Hilarity ensues when the President (played by Bill Clinton) vows to use his last year in office to actually accomplish something.

8:00 22 POPULAR

Home of the hottest nerds on television! Rrrowwrr!

9:00 7 NOW AND AGAIN

The "six million dollar beefcake" goes up against a genetically engineered boxer.

9:50 TBS VALLEY GIRL -- Movie

(1983) Totally rad girl meets skanky punk boy, and like, falls in love to the max, fer sure.

9:00 4 RUNAWAY VIRUS -- TV Movie

(2000) Unnaturally sexy scientists try to track down a guy with a serious case of the cooties.

10:00 SHO BOXING

Has-been wash-up Mike Tyson takes on a nameless limey tomato can in another of his seemingly never-ending attempts to squeeze blood out of a finished career.

3:15 4 SUPERBOWL XXXIV

The Tennessee Titans take

on the St. Louis Rams. So when did they start letting high school football teams play in the Superbowl?

10:00 4 THE PRACTICE

The firm travels to L.A. to defend a client, where they discover that everyone there thinks they're assholes, too!

REMEMBER, FOLKS!

Monday night is "Nerd Night" with Freaks and Geeks (8:00, ch. 5), Brutally Normal (9:00, ch. 22), Zoe (9:30, ch. 22), and Once and Again -- the grown-up nerd fest (10:00, ch. 4).

6:00 VH1 TWO OF US -- TV Movie

(2000) Jared Harris and Aidan Quinn star as rock 'n' roll losers Paul McCartney and John Lennon in this fictional story of the boys getting the band back together. SNORE!!!

9:00 USA CABIN BY THE LAKE -- TV Movie

Judd Nelson (Yay!) stars as a writer researching his latest novel by killing everyone in town (Yay! Yay!).

8:00 13 THIN ICE: THE DARK SIDE OF SKATING

The harsh lives of figure skaters, including: long rehearsals, ridiculous outfits, and busted knee-caps.