THURS APRIL 6
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
College acceptance/rejection letters arrive, threatening Seth and Summer's relationship. Hey, I'll take her!
FRI APRIL 7
8:00 WB SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST
When the rich and poor kids team up to go grocery shopping, guess who demands caviar?
SAT APRIL 8
8:00 ABC MINORITY REPORTâMovie
(2002) Not a great movie, but notable because Tom Cruise gets his eyeball plucked out.
SUN APRIL 9
10:00 HBO BIG LOVE
Bill runs into trouble when he forgets all three wives' anniversaries. See, that's why polygamy sucks!
MON APRIL 10
9:00 ABC THE TEN COMMANDMENTSâMiniseries
(2006) A remake of the movie, which I hope will be more interesting than the original book. SNORE!
TUES APRIL 11
8:00 ABC IT'S THE EASTER BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN
Linus tries to convince the gang there's such a thing as the "Easter Beagle," which is at least more believable than Scientology.
Sweet-ass hubby looking for three hot wives.
