THURSDAY, APRIL 20
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
After receiving a karate chop to the cajones, Michael challenges Dwight to a lunchtime fight in the dojo!
FRIDAY, APRIL 21
8:00 NBC CELEBRITY COOKING SHOWDOWN
For the seven people who are watching this, tonight the winner will be (yawwwwwn) announced.
SATURDAY, APRIL 22
9:30 TOON ULTIMATE AVENGERS
Cap'n America and pals fight to save the world! (I'm not a nerd, I'm just mentioning this for the sake of other nerds, nerd.)
SUNDAY, APRIL 23
10:00 ABC GREY'S ANATOMY
A clip show featuring the best scenes from this season. So... that'll take like... five minutes?
MONDAY, APRIL 24
8:00 MTV YO MAMA
Wilmer Valderrama (the foreign guy from That '70s Show) hosts this competition for champion trash talkers!
TUESDAY, APRIL 25
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
When Gia discovers she has an icky stalker, Veronica puts her sexy thinking cap on to save the day!
WEDNESDAY,
APRIL 26
9:00 ABC LOST
After returning to the tribe, Michael eggs on a fight between Jack and the Others!
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