Thursday, May 25
8:00FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?
Season premiere! Teens from across the nation compete to see who has the most ants in their pants.
Friday, May 26
8:00 MTV BLOWIN<0x2019> UP
Jamie Kennedy wants to become a rap star<0x2014>so naturally he turns to Bob <0x201C>Full House<0x201D> Saget for help.
Saturday, May 27
8:00 USA THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE<0x2014>Movie
(1972) The classic disaster <0xFB02>ick, starring Gene Hackman, Shelley Winters, and the always beloved Ernest Borgnine.
Sunday, May 28
10:00 VH1 SUPERGROUP
Ted Nugent, Sebastian Bach, and other hair rockers join together in this reality show to come up with the heaviest heavy metal song<0x2026> EVER!
Monday, May 29
10:00MTV REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE
Season premiere! Failed former cast members of The Real World and Road Rules compete for kegs of beer and sexual favors.
Wednesday, May 31
8:00 CBS GAMESHOW MARATHON
Debut! Ricki Lake hosts this competition, which pits washed-up celebs in classic game shows like The Price Is Right. Wow. That<0x2026> sounds<0x2026> AWFUL.
E-mail: All the teens are doin<0x2019> it!
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