Thursday, July 13

10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

A mugging inspires the gang to take steroids and join an underground fight club.

Friday, July 14

8:00 SCI-FI THE SCIENCE OF STARGATE SG1

An in-depth look at the science behind the series, which also reveals that you are the BIGGEST NERD IN THE WORLD.

Monday, July 17

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

The two teams create their own menus—with "cereal and milk" as the main entrĂ©e.

Tuesday, July 18

9:00 ABC THE ONE: MAKING A MUSIC STAR

Debut! Eleven musicians compete and study at a music academy... zzzzzzzz... huh? Wha?? WHERE AM I???

Wednesday, July 19

8:00 CBS ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA

The rock stars try to out-rock each other in a "binge drinking and heroin shooting" competition.

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