Thursday, June 29

8:00 VH1 BLOCKBUSTER ENTERTAINMENT AWARDS

America's most corporate video store awards the celebrities who helped make them multi-millionaires.

10:00 CBS 48 HOURS

Dan Rather investigates paranormal phenomena, including how his toupee manages to stay on.


Friday, June 30

7:00 MTV EMP GRAND OPENING CONCERT

Celebrate Seattle's big musical blob with special guests Metallica, Dr. Dre, Kid Rock, and 100 Jimi Hendrix impersonators.

9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND

Two former O-Town band members pack their bags and are reminded not to let the door slam their asses on the way out.


Saturday, July 1

10:00 am USA WWF LIVEWIRE

Catch up on all the week's wrestling action in this hilarious hour-long WWF clip show!

9:00 CBS THE PRINCESS BRIDE

(1987) Cary Elwes and Robin Wright Penn star in this parody/tribute to fairy tales. Based on the cult novel by William Goldman.


Sunday, July 2

8:30 HBO SEX AND THE CITY

Square Pegs' Sarah Jessica Parker gets the job of a lifetime judging a sexy fireman contest!

8:30 FOX MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

The game is afoot when poor, wheezing, asthmatic Stevie gets his wheelchair stolen.


Monday, July 3

8:00 am SCI-FI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA MARATHON

Spend an entire day with Starbuck, Apollo, Lorne Greene, and that weird little robotic dog.

10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY

When Jeri runs out of money, will she return to her old life of being a 47-year-old crack whore?


Tuesday, July 4

8:00 PBS CAPITOL FOURTH 2000

Celebrate our nation's independence at the White House with Bill and Hillary "Aren't we divorced yet?" Clinton.


Wednesday, July 5

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

When food supplies get dangerously low, some of the castaways begin imagining each other's heads as pork chops.