Thursday, July 20

8:00 ABC MASTER OF CHAMPIONS

A man tries to break a video-game record while juggling lit torches. Umm... what?

Friday, July 21

10:00 USA PSYCH

Good buzz abounds for this cutey-patootie mystery show about a fake psychic!

Saturday, July 22

8:00 NBC MIAMI VICE

The original two-hour pilot of the most awesomest sockless-cop show EVER! Recommended!

Sunday, July 23

10:30 TOON THE VENTURE BROTHERS

If you haven't checked out this hee-larious animated parody of Jonny Quest—I command you do so NOW!

Monday, July 24

9:00 BRAVO TABLOID WARS

Debut! A new reality show about the inner workings of New York Daily News and their ongoing battle with the Post.

Wednesday, July 26

8:00 CBS ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA

The contestants are left feeling insecure after a penis-measuring challenge with Tommy Lee.