8:00 FOX ALI: AN AMERICAN HERO--Movie
(2000) A TV movie tracing the float-like-a-butterfly-sting-like-a-bee career of Muhammad Ali!
9:00 AP MONKEY BUSINESS
Monkeys who have their own radio and movie careers. Next they'll be stealing our fast-food jobs!
8:00 FOX SEVEN--Movie
(1995) Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt try to catch serial killer Kevin Spacey in the feel-good movie of the century!
8:00 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
The yearly award ceremony that pays tribute to the artistic merit of the latest Korn video.
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Behind the scenes of the classic black TV show Good Times, starring Jimmy "J. J." Walker. Dyn-o-mite!!
10:00 ABC THE TELEVISION SHOW
Featuring weird-ass television shows and commercials from around the globe!
8:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY MARATHON
Four heee-larious episodes featuring Jeri, the former crack whore-turned high-school freshman!
8:00 FX JACKIE BROWN--Movie
(1997) Quentin Tarantino's (remember him?) caper about an airline attendant (Pam Grier) trying to gyp some arms dealers.
6:00 ABC MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Are ya ready for some football?!? (Groan. Me neither.) This week it's the Broncos vs. the (yawn) Rams.
8:30 NIK FACTS OF LIFE MARATHON
Yahoo! Multiple episodes of this classic series starring Blaire, Natalie, Jo, and (my personal favorite) Tootie!
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Oz (Seth Green) returns to win the heart of Willow... but whoopsy! She's up and gone lesbian!
8:00 FAM FREAKS AND GEEKS
Hurrah! Freaks and Geeks has returned! Now don'tcha wish you had cable?
8:00 HIS DR. GUILLOTIN AND HIS EXECUTION MACHINE
Kind of like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except your head gets lopped off.