October 19
8:00 NBC FRIENDS
Chandler and his future father-in-law celebrate the upcoming wedding by buying each other lap-dances.
8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Rory is forced by her unfeeling grandparents to play "the sport of fools"--golf!
8:00 CBS THE FUGITIVE
Dr. Kimble gets a fake ID! Whoooooo! Let's go to the strip clubs!
8:00 UPN WORLD'S NASTIEST NEIGHBORS
Actual footage of neighbor vs. neighbor, including one using gasoline to write on the lawn "Mr. Johnson eats ass!"
October 21
9:00 WB SHEENA
Hotsy-totsy queen of the jungle (Baywatch's Gena Lee Nolin) uses the hypnotic power of her loincloth to catch some poachers.
10:00 CBS THE DISTRICT
Police Chief Mannion devises a plan to clean up the most crime-ridden block in D.C.--arrest all the black people.
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
A hit man is hired to bump off a sideshow attraction named "Lobster Boy." (Note from the chef: Always dip your lobsters into boiling water head-first.)
10:30 FX ACTION
Party of Five's Scott Wolf wants to be in Peter's movie, but Peter is looking for someone a bit taller than five-foot-three.
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
Debut! David E. Kelley's series about teachers trying to remain sane in the public school system.
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Season Premiere! Ally's back, and this time she's joined by ex-junkie jailbird, Robert Downey Jr.!
October 24
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
For those of you wondering what's up with Buffy's new sis, this episode promises answers!
8:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN
Season Premiere! Rick and Lily try to get their families together, with predictably lousy results.
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
The poop slams the fan in the White House when the prez offers a job to a goddam Republican!