Thursday, November 2

8:00 NBC FRIENDS

Rachel's horny hormones go into overdrive over her new assistant!

9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE

Grace decides to break up with her boyfriend, the talented but extremely aged Gregory Hines.


Friday, November 3

8:00 TNT PRIMARY COLORS--Movie

(1998) An unnamed presidential candidate hits the campaign trail... waitasecond! John Travolta looks just like Clinton!

9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC

The life story behind the queen of mall performances, Tiffany!


Saturday, November 4

7:00 NBC BASKETBALL

It's a basketball battle royale when the Blazers take on the Sonics!

10:00 COM SOUTH PARK

The boys' parents try to expose them to chicken pox. And who can blame them?!?


Sunday,

November 5

8:30 WB THE PJs

Thurgood discovers he may be related to Thomas Jefferson (more likely he's related to a California Raisin).

9:00 FOX THE X-FILES

Season Premiere! Scully gets some help looking for the missing Mulder from that metallic guy from Terminator 2!


Monday,

November 6

8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC

The superintendent stops by the school, on the lookout for horny teachers.

9:00 PBS AMERICAN EXPERIENCE

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr have a duel (which is a much better idea than those stoopid debates)!


Tuesday, November 7

6:00 ABC ELECTION RESULTS

Finally, we can find out who won and return to our normal lives and.... Oh crap! I forgot to vote!

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Tara's family threatens to reveal her secret (Excuse me? She's a lesbian! Everybody already knows!).


Wednesday, November 8

8:00 WB DAWSON'S CREEK

Andie mixes ecstasy with her anti-depressant meds. Jeez! Cheer up, grumpy gus! The elections weren't that bad!