8:00 NBC FRIENDS
Rachel's horny hormones go into overdrive over her new assistant!
9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Grace decides to break up with her boyfriend, the talented but extremely aged Gregory Hines.
8:00 TNT PRIMARY COLORS--Movie
(1998) An unnamed presidential candidate hits the campaign trail... waitasecond! John Travolta looks just like Clinton!
9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
The life story behind the queen of mall performances, Tiffany!
7:00 NBC BASKETBALL
It's a basketball battle royale when the Blazers take on the Sonics!
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
The boys' parents try to expose them to chicken pox. And who can blame them?!?
November 5
8:30 WB THE PJs
Thurgood discovers he may be related to Thomas Jefferson (more likely he's related to a California Raisin).
9:00 FOX THE X-FILES
Season Premiere! Scully gets some help looking for the missing Mulder from that metallic guy from Terminator 2!
November 6
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
The superintendent stops by the school, on the lookout for horny teachers.
9:00 PBS AMERICAN EXPERIENCE
Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr have a duel (which is a much better idea than those stoopid debates)!
6:00 ABC ELECTION RESULTS
Finally, we can find out who won and return to our normal lives and.... Oh crap! I forgot to vote!
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Tara's family threatens to reveal her secret (Excuse me? She's a lesbian! Everybody already knows!).
8:00 WB DAWSON'S CREEK
Andie mixes ecstasy with her anti-depressant meds. Jeez! Cheer up, grumpy gus! The elections weren't that bad!