9:00 TV Land CHICO AND THE MAN

Chico sets out to make "the Man" kill himself by ceaselessly repeating his new catch phrase, "Looooking good!"

10:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

The true story of poor little rich girl turned fun little terrorist, Patty Hearst.

8:30 WB POPSTARS

Tune in as the burgeoning careers of 50 teens are flushed down the crapper!

9:30 TBS THE BLUE LAGOON--Movie

(1980) The early-'80s version of Temptation Island--except with teenagers!!

9:00 CBS RICKY MARTIN'S SUPER BOWL SATURDAY

Ricky performs a live concert from inside the Giants' locker room. (Ooh-la-la!)

10:00 MTV JACKASS

Johnny Knoxville continues his descent into self-destruction by wrestling alligators and constructing a bikini out of bees.

3:00 CBS SUPER BOWL XXXV

The steroid-enhanced New York Giants take on the brawny but mentally deficient Baltimore Ravens.

7:00 CBS SURVIVOR: AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK

The second season of the hit show returns, as a group of newcomers are dropped into the outback and are immediately attacked by a pack of dingoes.

8:00 ABC LIAR, LIAR--Movie

(1997) Jim Carrey stars as a lawyer who is forced to tell the truth! (See, that's funny, 'cause lawyers lie all the time! HAW!)

10:00 AMC YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN--Movie

(1974) Mel Brooks' hilarious parody of the monster-movie genre.

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Xander is split in two by a demon, and instead of being gross, it's really funny!

10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN

The poop hits the fan when poor Grace finds herself in the middle of Eli and Carla's hot 'n' horny relationship.