Thursday, April 19

8:00 NBC FRIENDS

Monica's hottie cousin comes to town, giving the boys embarrassing visible erections.

10:00 VH1 25 YEARS OF PUNK

Lou Reed hosts this retrospective of the punk revolution (and yes, you heard right--it's on VH1).


Friday, April 20

8:00 FOX DARK ANGEL

In this episode, Max dresses in tight leather, rides her motorcycle, and takes a bubble bath. If there's time, she'll fight some bad guys.

8:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND

The O-Town boys discover that their newfound fame might be a good way to score some booty.


Saturday, April 21

7:00 USA TREMORS--Movie

(1990) Rednecks Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward are chased around the desert by humongous worms with four tongues. I'm sorry, but that sounds sexy.

8:00 FOX COPS

The top 15 moments of this long-running show, including a video montage of drunken men with their shirts off yelling really loud.


Sunday, April 22

8:30 MTV FEAR

A clip show featuring the best footage of scared college kids crapping their expensive pants.

Monday, April 23

8:00 NBC WEAKEST LINK

Really mean British woman humiliates American contestants in order to get back at us for winning the Revolutionary War.

9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL

Cage takes on Downey in a case where a man wants to clone his dead wife! Ewwwwww!


Tuesday, April 24

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Still grieving for her mom, Buffy finds it difficult to do anything, much less slay vampires.

8:00 UPN CHAINS OF LOVE

Four icky guys are still chained to some poor woman, who as it turns out, isn't very sympathetic either.


Wednesday, April 25

9:00 NBC WEST WING

The president's political career is in jeopardy when he refuses to fess up about his MS.

10:30 COM THAT'S MY BUSH!

George launches a war against Austria while trying to figure out a way to get free cable.