Film

This Week on TV

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

It's down to the final four, which means we better get an invective-spewing monologue like Sue gave us last season!

10:00 NBC E.R.

Carter accompanies Abby to Oklahoma to pick up her ka-razy mom (Sally Field).

8:00 UPN THE FIFTH ELEMENT

Bruce Willis is a futuristic cabby who must protect a babbling supermodel wearing Band-Aids.

10:00 NIK THE BEST OF THREE'S COMPANY

The funniest scenes from the classic sitcom (and they better show the clip where John Ritter's nuts fall out of his shorts)!

8:00 HIS THE DIRTY DOZEN--Movie

(1967) Hunky Lee Marvin trains a morally ambivalent troop of soldiers to fight the even more morally ambivalent Krauts.

9:00 AMC BACKSTORY

Behind the scenes of the pill-poppin' cinematic classic Valley of the Dolls.

9:00 DSC THE TWISTED LIVES OF CONTORTIONISTS

We proudly dub this show "The I Love Television™ 'This Makes Me Horny!' Program of the Week!"

9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS

Tony gets creeped out when he's haunted by a bunch of goombah ghosts.

8:00 ABC ARMAGEDDON--Movie

(1998) Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck save the world from an asteroid with the help of an annoying Aerosmith ballad.

9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL

Ally invites aging rocker Sting on her show, which is like inviting a rat onto a sinking ship.

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Glory, the hottie demon/god, sets her vicious sights on one of the Scoobies!

8:00 UPN CHAINS OF LOVE

An icky guy is chained up to even ickier gals for a chance at romance and (even more importantly) money.

10:30 COM THAT'S MY BUSH!

George has no problem with the death penalty--except when it comes to killing his pet cat!