8:00 NBC FRIENDS

Somebody knocked up Rachel! But the question remains whether she should tell the deadbeat daddy.

8:00 WB CHARMED

The witchies discover they have a half-sister! And ewww! It's that girl that dates Marilyn Manson!

8:30 WB MAYBE IT'S ME

A teenage girl struggles with the mounting insanity of her family... or maybeeee it's HER!

9:00 FOX PASADENA

Lilly uncovers more devastating secrets about her snotty rich family in this sexy and excellent night-time soap!

8:00 ABC GOOD WILL HUNTING--Movie

(1997) Matt Damon stars as an idiot savant who steals another guy's girlfriend and then says, "How do you like dem apples?"

8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR

Host Joe Rogan continues his campaign to make contestants drink bug guts, jump off buildings, and ultimately, crap their pants.

8:00 FOX THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY--Movie

(1998) A film about stalking, cerebral palsy, and genital mutilation. But Ben Stiller is in it, so it must be funny, right?

9:00 ABC ALIAS

A sexy CIA agent/college student balances kicking booty around the globe with studying for mid-terms.

9:00 FOX LOVE CRUISE

A big fight erupts on the swinging singles cruise, which causes one of the girls' eyes to pop out.

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

It takes a visiting demon to make Buffy realize that, yes, hopping out of the grave after being dead for three months is kinda weird.

8:30 FOX UNDECLARED

The boys go hog-wild with their new credit cards, and quickly find themselves in the same position I've been in for years.

9:30 COM SOUTH PARK

A battle between God and Satan screws up Cartman's birthday party--and he is none too pleased!