This Week on TV
8:00 WB ELIMIDATE DELUXE
Two prime-time episodes of the dating game that's like Chains of Love... without those annoying chains.
10:00 CBS THE AGENCY
The CIA agents must track down a terrorist who's threatening the country with anthrax. Oh, yeah? What about the threat of Pantera?
8:30 WB MAYBE IT'S ME
Molly is horrified when she has to attend her parents' performance of the musical Hair. Ewwwww!!!
9:00 A&E ST. ELMO'S FIRE--Movie
(1982) College pals screw each other over in this '80s brat-pack classic. (Hey Rob Lowe! Nice saxophone!)
8:00 DSC ANIMAL ATTACKS
Strangely satisfying video clips of gorillas mangling tourists, and horses kicking farmers in the head.
8:00 UPN A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET--Movie
(1984) Disgruntled high school employee with extremely sharp fingernails gets back at all those pesky kids.
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
The quick rise and (even quicker) fall of the Limey all-girl supergroup, Spice Girls.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
College student/CIA agent Sydney meets her most deadly nemesis yet: the evil biology TA!
9:00 WB ANGEL
An old man mysteriously switches bodies with Angel (and even worse--he forgot to empty his colostomy bag)!
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy has trouble making the transition from teenage vampire-slayer to adult vampire-slayer/zombie.
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Debut! With puberty, young Clark Kent discovers he has superpowers (and weird hair underneath his armpits).
8:00 UPN ENTERPRISE
There's trouble on board when a horny alien impregnates Trip--and Cap'n, don't preach, 'cause she's keeping her baby!
9:00 NBC WEST WING
President Bartlet takes a tip from Bush, and makes his approval ratings skyrocket by bombing the shit out of Afghanistan.