Thursday, October 26

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

In this flashback to school days, Oliver Queen picks on Lex. (Anybody who lets someone named Oliver Queen pick on them, deserves what they get.)

Friday, October 27

9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

The Galactica gang holds secret tribunals to punish those pee-hole Cylon collaborators.

Saturday, October 28

9:00 COM SHAUN OF THE DEAD—Movie

(2004) Two limey schlubs take on a town full of shambling zombies!

Sunday, October 29

10:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Bree gets very upset when she discovers Orson's serial-killer past. Nag! Nag! Nag!

Monday, October 30

8:00 ABC WIFE SWAP

Things get witchy when a Wiccan high priestess switches places with a '50s-style housewife!

Tuesday, October 31

8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

It's a nancy-boy dance-off when Mario Lopez goes up against Joey Lawrence.

Wednesday, Nov 1

9:00 ABC LOST

Locke rallies the islanders to open up a can of whup-ass on the "Others."

Look at me, everybody! I'm Burt Reynolds! steve@thestranger.com