8:00 WB POPSTARS 2

Tears, heartache, and extreme hilarity ensue when one of the kids is kicked out of the band!

10:00 NBC ER

The last episode featuring that creep Dr. Benton. (Hey, dumbshit! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!)

8:00 WB HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS

Yahoo! The original Dr. Seuss cartoon, rather than that stoopid Ron Howard/Jim Carrey version.

8:00 VH1 GRUNGE

A documentary on how Seattle was changed forever by a few people who wore flannel and refused to bathe.

6:00 TVLAND STARSKY AND HUTCH

A weekend-long marathon celebrating the greatest homoerotic cop show ever!

8:00 PAX I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS--Movie

(2001) A young boy thinks his parents' marriage may be in danger when he sees the tongue of Santa crammed down his mother's throat.

8:30 NBC TITANIC--Movie

(1997) Two teenagers have sex on a luxury liner, which causes it to sink, killing almost everyone on board.

9:00 ABC ALIAS

The director of SD6 decides to find out if Sydney is telling the truth by torturing and killing her.

10:00 DSC STIGMATA: WOUNDS OF MYSTERY

And here it is! The winner of our annual "I Love Television™ TV Show Title of the Year" award!!

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

In this classic episode, Buffy's mom croaks on the couch, and Buffy vomits on the living room floor. Recommended!

8:00 FAM SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN

Creepy wooden puppets tell the story of how Santa gets his groove on.

9:00 VH1 TOO LEGIT: THE MC HAMMER STORY--Movie

(2001) Stop... it's Hammer time with this made-for-TV flick about the rags to riches to rags story of MC Hammer.