Film

This Week on TV

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: AFRICA

Season Finale! Tonight we find out who wins the million bucks and... you don't really give a crap do you? Me neither.

8:00 FOX FAMILY GUY MINI-MARATHON

Four episodes of the cartoon that can't compete with Survivor--but that won't stop it from trying!

9:00 A&E SCARFACE--Movie

(1983) The touching, heart-warming story of Tony Montana, who went from rags to riches with cocaine and a chainsaw.

9:30 AMC ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL--Movie

(1979) Perky teens stick it to their high school principal, thanks to hilarious guest appearances by the Ramones!

7:00 COM FLIRTING WITH DISASTER--Movie

(1996) Ben Stiller looks for his birth dad in this funny flick that features Mary Tyler Moore giving a blow job. No, I'm not kidding!

8:00 NBC THE BODYGUARD--Movie

(1992) Honky Kevin Costner has his work cut out for him protecting the ganja-huffing Whitney Houston.

8:00 WB THE JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT

Debut! Comedian Jamie Kennedy uses hidden cameras to make people look like jackasses--all for your enjoyment.

9:30 HBO PROJECT GREENLIGHT

A poor schlub tries to get his film made within the Hollywood system in this fun documentary series.

9:00 WB ANGEL

Get out your crystals, folks! Cordelia's headachy visions finally send her into a coma, and her spirit into the astral plane!

8:00 UPN DOUBLE YOUR BUFFY!

Glory kidnaps Dawn, which causes Buffy to do a swan dive into her grave in this double episode from last season.

10:00 A&E 100 CENTRE STREET

This really drunk guy left three long rambling voice-mails asking me to write about this show, so... there. Satisfied, drunk guy?

9:00 WB GLORY DAYS

Debut! Mysterious events abound in this new show that looks like a cross between Scream and Dawson's Crack.