9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Jack hits the roof when a straight guy (Matt Damon) tries to nab his spot in the gay men's chorus!
8:00 NBC WINTER OLYMPICS
Pomp and butt-shivering circumstance.
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
Stan teams up with Jesus to save the boys from falling victim to a suicidal cult.
8:00 A&E INSIDE THE PLAYBOY MANSION
Hugh Hefner gives us a guided tour, including the Jacuzzi, the pool house, and the cum-soaked couch.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Finally! Part two of the episode where the surprisingly pudgy Quentin Tarantino attempts to take over SD6.
8:00 USA WESTMINSTER KENNEL DOG SHOW
It may be the fanciest of all dog shows, but I swear to God those judges are fondling those mutts' nuts.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Dawn accidentally conjures up a demon that almost kills the Scoobies. When are her hormones gonna calm down??
10:00 USA COMBAT MISSIONS
Hunky members of the military participate in war exercises during the day, and spirited games of grab-ass at night.
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