10. "I think orgy is one of those words that's great, but if overused isn't as effective."

9. "ALSO, I can't believe I was wearing 19 shades of olive yesterday. That scared the shit out of me, realizing that. So I bought another winter hat. A non-olive winter hat."

8. "I thought 'Breaking News' was a good category to give it, 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT BREAKING. But if you need to give it another category, maybe make it Dance/Science. Thanks!!"

7. "So the word is flam. In the sentence, he used it as a verb, 'flamming.' But no dictionary recognizes that word. Saying 'flaming' makes it look like flaming, as in on fire. What about flam'ing? I don't know, that's weird too. I say go with flamming. Is that too grammatically incorrect to use? Man, drum nerd talk gets no respect."

6. "What if I interviewed your tears? Or you interviewed your own tears. Or your tears interviewed my tears?"

5. "Oh damn it toward the end of the intro I forgot to explain why I was trying to stand on my head."

4. "I'm in Alaska. On a fuckin' boat looking at killer whales and shit. I bought an internet card, we'll see how this goes. I had to stop writing this twice because pods of motherfucking killer whales were near the boat. They're not small animals. Hope you're good!"

4. "Thought of a little sentence to add to the end of the intro. BECAUSE BRANCHES OF AN ELM ARE LIKE HUMAN LIFELINES, or family trees or whatever."

3. "Also, every single time I hear 'Tiny Dancer' I have to sit there and listen to the whole thing. Ever since I was a kid, any time it comes on, I freeze and listen to the whole thing. Don't know why. 'Cause I love it, I guess. But I think also 'cause Elton John's Greatest Hits was the second cassette I ever owned."

2. "Snoop is easier to interview than the fucking Pizza Underground. I finally had to tell Macaulay Culkin's manager I wasn't trying to get backstage at their show. She kept saying things like, 'We can't give you passes.' And 'You can't get backstage.' Even though I haven't said one thing about wanting to go to the show. I finally told her, 'I'm not trying to get backstage.'"

1. "Interviewing Yanni is sort of like marrying Tom Cruise. A lot of people handle you. It's an in-depth process. But once you're in, it's hard to leave. If he likes you, he really likes you." recommended