10. Cast-iron tubas

9. Flutes that are glued to the floor

8. Ukuleles that are glued to the floor

7. The piano made entirely out of ice from the lobby of the ice hotel in Sweden

6. Vintage analog synthesizers that are glued to the floor

5. Conch shells that have fallen so deep into the ocean that no human could ever reach them because of the pressure

4. Pianos that are being held in place by giant hands

3. Pianos that have teeth and bite all who try to move them

2. Whales that are glued to the bottom of the ocean

1. The harmonica that's being used to prop up a tippy table at a cafe in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone