10. Grouchy
9. Rude
8. Always covered in bicycle grease
7. Just loves to chill
6. "Hair"
5. Just wants everybody to be chill
4. Always carries drumsticks and has a "the world is my drum set" perspective on all built environments
3. Watches cool movies and knows a lot about wine but doesn't wear shoes, ever
2. Is an actual witch casting actual spells
1. Makes faces that you can make during phone conversations but not during in-person conversations during in-person conversations