2. We will stop endorsing KOMO 4 weatherman Steve Pool for political office.
3. We will stop making fake adjectives by adding "-licious," "-riffic," and/or "-tastic" to the ends of nouns (i.e., NAMBLA-riffic, scab-tastic).
4. We will stop requiring interns to wear itchy felt vests.
5. We will stop making fun of Leslie Miller's pasty, Muppety ass.
6. We will stop writing blind items about KING 5's roving reporter Jim Forman.
7. We will stop forcing sixth-graders to smoke pot.
8. We will finally admit that people working for AIDS organizations are good people doing valuable work--even the embezzlers.
9. We will continue to ignore Folklife.
