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Anniversary Issue
- What Were We Thinking?!: Lapses in Taste, Errors in Judgment, and Just Plain Crap from The Stranger's First Ten Years
- proclamations: Best Wishes from Local Notables
- point/ counterpoint: Who Named The Stranger?
- WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
- TOP 10: MEMORABLE MUSIC EVENTS
- TOP 10: THINGS THAT ARE THE SAME NOW AS THEY WERE WHEN 'NEVERMIND' CAME OUT
- TOP10: PLACES WE GOT DRUNK AT A LOT
- TOP 10: GREAT FILM EVENTS
- TOP 10: RESOLUTIONS FOR OUR NEXT 10 YEARS
- TOP 10: PEOPLE WHO HATE US THE MOST
- TOP 10: GREAT LITERARY EVENTS
- TOP 10: GREAT THEATER EVENTS
- TOP 10: FORMER STRANGER EMPLOYEES WHO NOW WORK AT SEATTLE WEEKLY
- TOP 10: GREAT VISUAL ARTS EVENTS
- Where are they now?: Former Stranger Staffers
- The Stranger Timeline: Highlights of the Decade
2. We will stop endorsing KOMO 4 weatherman Steve Pool for political office.
3. We will stop making fake adjectives by adding "-licious," "-riffic," and/or "-tastic" to the ends of nouns (i.e., NAMBLA-riffic, scab-tastic).
4. We will stop requiring interns to wear itchy felt vests.
5. We will stop making fun of Leslie Miller's pasty, Muppety ass.
6. We will stop writing blind items about KING 5's roving reporter Jim Forman.
7. We will stop forcing sixth-graders to smoke pot.
8. We will finally admit that people working for AIDS organizations are good people doing valuable work--even the embezzlers.
9. We will continue to ignore Folklife.
10. We will love everything.
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