Vote Against Cheeto Jesus, Fascism, Racism, and Sexual Assault! Vote for Hillary, Democracy, Women, and Pragmatic Incrementalism! Vote for Higher Wages, Clean Elections, the Climate, and Light Rail, Too!
Pangolins—yes, PANGOLINS—are on the ballot this year. If they could vote, here’s who they’d pick for city council, county council, school board, asse$$or, and more! (You really don’t want to piss off a pangolin.)
We've Got Districts, Motherfuckers—and Everyone in Seattle Is Running for Office. So Pop Open a Shandy, Tear Open Your Ballot, and Vote How We Tell You to in Races for City Council, Port Commission, and (Kill Us Now) School Board