• Milton Bradley was actually two people.

• If you call the White House 30 times and hang up, you'll go to jail for six months.

• Driving while wearing flip-flops is perfectly safe.

• The Torah has only 15 more pages than the Bible.

• Johnny Paycheck's biggest hit was "Take This Job and Shove It."

• Mt. Rainier is the tallest mountain in America.

• Staring at an eclipse will not seriously damage your eyes.

• Mr. Pibb and Dr. Pepper are chemically identical.

• Jumping up and down immediately following intercourse will yield twins.

• Millard Fillmore was our 13th President.

• Smoking the oil from a Jiffy Pop Popcorn package will get you high.

• Bob Dylan's real name is Tony Rosenthal.

• If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeball will distend and tear your retina.

• An ass is a donkey, and a hinny is a mule.

• Assassin Carlos the Jackal was actor Bruno Kirby's freshman roommate at Penn State.