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- The University of Washington: How to Get Smart, Get High, and Get Away with It
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Drinking in an Actual Bar: Advice on How Not to Embarrass Yourself
- Getting High: The Inside Dope on Dope, from a Former Dope Dealer
- Seattle Central Community College: If You Think It's Just Like Any Other College, You're Kidding Yourself
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Being Gay in Seattle: A Guide to Bookstores, Bars, and Bathrooms of Ill-Repute
- Being Straight in Seattle: With Specific Instructions on How to Locate the Clitoris
- Seattle University: How to Be a Stoned, Drunk Fag at Seattle's Largest Catholic University--and Succeed
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Seattle Pacific University: The College of Choice for Earnest Young Rockers with $90,000 and No Sex Drive Whatsoever
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- What's That Down There?: Your Orientation to STDs
- Cornish College of the Arts: Shower Regularly, Sleep Around, And Other Advice from a Cornish Grad
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Dangerous, Low-Wage, Humiliating, and Illegal Part-Time Jobs: The Stranger staff offers advice on how to avoid depression, disfigurement, and the many other hazards of entry-level employment.
- Appetite for Education: Why I Decided to Go Back to School After Being in Guns N' Roses
- Welcome to Seattle! Orient yourself.
The most important thing you need to know about SCCC that's not mentioned in the brochure is that international students actually hate Americans. SCCC is proud of its vibrant international program, which has students from Asia, South America, Africa, and Europe. But what remains unsaid about these international students is that they loathe their hosts to a degree that is utterly poisonous. Every day they are humiliated by all manner of American arrogance and ignorance, and every day they more and more hope something bad might happen to this country to teach its self-satisfied citizens another good lesson. This is what international students are thinking while walking down the hall: You are not number one, American freedom is bogus, and all we want from this supposed land of milk and honey is a diploma in some science- or business-related field. You can keep the rest of your sick culture to yourselves. Charles Mudede



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